Mooch and the Mysterious Malona Bug

By:Brooklyn Hermansen
Alright now we had to write a tall tale for school and this is mine.

There once was a man named Mooch that was so big he had to evacuate everyone on the continent, Blochama and live there by himself. His feet alone were about one-eighth of the continent. He had to be really careful about breathing or when he exhaled he would kill half of the people on the continent next to Blochama.

He was born at twenty feet in diameter and grew two feet each day. When he got to forty-six feet, the town made him leave. His parents sent him to the biggest continent, Blochama, which had the least amount of people. They all had to evacuate off the continent to a different one called, Moochachachow. Everyone in his old town helped make him giant appliences so he could live on his own. They also made him some plates, bowls, silverwear, and furniture.

On his first day he went exploring for food in the forest that was covered in trees that only went to his thighs, but when he got bigger the only went to his ankles and found some wild berries and um what he called a stream but was really a one mile wide river.

Every night he would fill up a thirty gallon bucket of berries, even thought it was like eating juicy dust particals and a thirty-five gallon bucket of water for breakfast. He went to bed and in the morning wasn't really hungry so he only ate twelve gallons of berries and drank fifteen gallons of water.

After that he went exploring for new things and realized that he was very lonely, and that he wanted a pet human. He could not be alone for another hour so he swam all the way to the continent that his parent lived on, called, Moochaca and it caused a tsunami around the whole world.

When he got there he looked around for the perfeft pet. He saw a gorgeous five-foot-tall blondie with the prettiest mossy green eyes, named Tacelynn. He had reconized her because her parents were king and queen af Moochaca. He picked her up like he was picking up a very fragile ant. He looked at her and said, "Hi Tacelynn. I'm Mooch. You are going to be my pet." She gazed into his eyes and and said, "Mooch! You have the prettiest blue-green eyes that I have ever seen! I would love to be your pet" "Thank-you. Have you eaten lunch yet?" "No, I am very hungry though." She answered. "Do you like berries?" Questioned Mooch. "Yes! I love berries!" She exclaimed. "Oh good! I have a ton left from breakfast!" He said happily.

Tacelynn rode Mooch's head of thick curly black hair. When the got back to Blochama he took her to his house and gave her the rest of the berries and she ate every one.

They were secretly in love with each other.

Every morning they would go and get berries. On the twelth day with Tacelynn there was no more berries. They went exploring for food and all they found was the Malona bug. "Eww!" Yelled Tacelynn. "I think we found our food." Mooch told Tacelynn. "Eww! You try one first!" Screamed Tacelynn. "Okay." Replied Mooch. He plopped one in his mouth and the second he swallowed it he shrunk to five feet eleven inches with a giant, "POOF!" When they saw each other they looked deep into each other eyes and knew that it was true love.

They moved back to Moochaca and everyone was worried sick about Tacelynn. They thought that maybe she go killed in the tsunami.

Everyone cheered when they saw her. They moved into the king and queens castle and got married and had two kids named Lynnli and Kielan. Lynnli is a girl that looked exactly like her mother used too and Kielan is a boy that had his father's eyes and hair. They all lived happily ever after. Even thought Lynnli and Kielan were always a little bit bigger than everyone else.